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Can I use the gun? I wish! It\’s a nickel. Hi, I\’m a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. Why would I want to know that? So I really am important? How I feel when I\’m drunk is correct? Noooooo! They\’re like sex, except I\’m having them! Bite my shiny metal ass. Belligerent and numerous. Just once I\’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn\’t bound and gagged. You, a bobsleder!? That I\’d like to see! Why yes! Thanks for noticing. I haven\’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. You guys go on without me! I\’m going to go… look for more stuff to steal!