Wow, you got that off the Internet?
May 18, 2016
Oh sure! For the last time, I don\'t like lilacs! Your \'first\' wife was the one who liked lilacs! There\'s no part of that sentence I didn\'t like! I\'ve got to find a way to…
With a warning label
May 18, 2016
Son, as your lawyer, I declare y\'all are in a 12-piece bucket o\' trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin\' up that ol\' mess you caused. You\'re going…
You have a good heart
May 18, 2016
Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year\'s costume? You, a bobsleder!? That I\'d like to see! Soon enough. Who are you, my warranty?! Bite my shiny metal ass.…
