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You have a good heart

May 18, 2016
By franklighting_0lmqvj

Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year\'s costume? You, a bobsleder!? That I\'d like to see! Soon enough. Who are you, my warranty?! Bite my shiny metal ass.…

Michelle, I don\’t regret

Mar 29, 2016
By franklighting_0lmqvj

Michelle, I don\'t regret this, but I both rue and lament it. All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that\'s why I\'m transferring to business school! This…

Is the Space Pope reptilian

Jan 18, 2016
By franklighting_0lmqvj

You won\'t have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you\'ll be doing. Oh sure! Blame the wizards! Why would I want to know that? No, I\'m Santa Claus! When I was…

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