Monthly Archives: January 2016

Doomsday Devices

Jan 30, 2016
By franklighting_0lmqvj

There\'s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! Stop it, stop it. It\'s fine. I will \'destroy\' you! Why yes! Thanks for noticing. No, just a…

Is the Space Pope reptilian

Jan 18, 2016
By franklighting_0lmqvj

You won\'t have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you\'ll be doing. Oh sure! Blame the wizards! Why would I want to know that? No, I\'m Santa Claus! When I was…

Oh, how awful

Jan 1, 2016
By franklighting_0lmqvj

Okay, it\'s 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can\'t hold the charge and the reception isn\'t very‚Ķ Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as…

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