So I really am important?

Apr 18, 2016/ franklighting_0lmqvj/ in: My world, News/ with 2 comments

Pansy. Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball\’s in Farnsworth\’s court! Kif might! Bender, we\’re trying our best. Are you crazy? I can\’t swallow that. Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! So I really am important? How I feel when I\’m drunk is correct? Really?! You wouldn\’t. Ask anyway! So, how \’bout them Knicks?

I guess

We don\’t have a brig. I was all of history\’s great robot actors – Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! I just told you! You\’ve killed me! Negative, bossy meat creature! These old Doomsday Devices are dangerously unstable. I\’ll rest easier not knowing where they are. What kind of a father would I be if I said no? Why did you bring us here? Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood!

I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.

Comments 2

  1. Thomas Mass says:

    And yet you haven’t said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you?

  2. Thomas Mass says:

    Is today’s hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM! I didn’t ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!

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