I love you, buddy And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who\'s gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet. File not found. Have you ever…
With a warning label
May 18, 2016
Son, as your lawyer, I declare y\'all are in a 12-piece bucket o\' trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin\' up that ol\' mess you caused. You\'re going…
So I really am important?
Apr 18, 2016
Pansy. Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball\'s in Farnsworth\'s court! Kif might! Bender, we\'re trying our best. Are you crazy? I can\'t swallow that. Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then…
Michelle, I don\’t regret
Mar 29, 2016
Michelle, I don\'t regret this, but I both rue and lament it. All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that\'s why I\'m transferring to business school! This…
