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You wouldn\’t be there

Nov 8, 2016
By franklighting_0lmqvj

Ah, the \'Breakfast Club\' soundtrack! I can\'t wait til I\'m old enough to feel ways about stuff! Okay, I like a challenge. Yeah, lots of people did. Guards! Bring me the forms I need to…

Tonight\’s the night

Aug 1, 2016
By franklighting_0lmqvj

Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. I like seafood. I\'m really more an apartment person. I\'m generally confused most of the time. I\'m Dexter, and I\'m not sure what I…

With a warning label

May 18, 2016
By franklighting_0lmqvj

Son, as your lawyer, I declare y\'all are in a 12-piece bucket o\' trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin\' up that ol\' mess you caused. You\'re going…

Michelle, I don\’t regret

Mar 29, 2016
By franklighting_0lmqvj

Michelle, I don\'t regret this, but I both rue and lament it. All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that\'s why I\'m transferring to business school! This…

I feel like a jigsaw

Mar 1, 2016
By franklighting_0lmqvj

I\'m really more an apartment person. Finding a needle in a haystack isn\'t hard when every straw is computerized. You all right, Dexter? I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister.…

Doomsday Devices

Jan 30, 2016
By franklighting_0lmqvj

There\'s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! Stop it, stop it. It\'s fine. I will \'destroy\' you! Why yes! Thanks for noticing. No, just a…

Is the Space Pope reptilian

Jan 18, 2016
By franklighting_0lmqvj

You won\'t have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you\'ll be doing. Oh sure! Blame the wizards! Why would I want to know that? No, I\'m Santa Claus! When I was…

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